In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry

westbor0baptistchurch:

let’s go all 

the way tonight

image

just love

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

waldafrey:

Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all

mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.